

Fang Girl
Things That Are Destroying Jane Greene’s Undead Social Life Before It Can Even Begin:
1) A twelve-year-old brother who’s convinced she’s a zombie.
2) Parents who are begging her to turn them into vampires.
3) The pet goldfish she accidentally turns instead.
4) Weird superpowers that let her rip the heads off of every other vampire she meets.(Sounds cool, but it doesn’t win you many friends.)
5) A pyschotic vampire creator who’s using her to carry out a plan for world domination.And finally:
6) A seriously ripped vampire hunter who either wants to stake her or make out with her. Not sure which.Being an undead, eternally pasty fifteen-year-old isn’t quite the sexy, brooding, angst-fest Jane always imagined….
Helen Keeble’s riotous debut novel combines the humor of Vladimir Tod with Ally Carter’s spot-on teen voice. With a one-of-a-kind vampire mythology and an irresistibly relatable undead heroine, this uproarious page-turner will leave readers bloodthirsty for more
Eternally pasty!!
I don’t know about you, but I think this sounds hilarious! I love humoristic books and this one has an awesome sounding heroine and a ripped vampire hunter!? Yes please!
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Stéphanie
This does sound hilarious. Added it to my tbr shelf. I wonder how #3 happened… hmmm…
Thanks for sharing.
Lalaine
cute! added! mwah
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Fairytale Nerd
LOL! The cover is funny! 😀
I don’t really read comedy, but this one sounds great!
Will add it to my TBR list!
Janus Vielle Aragones
Cute! and it does sound hilarious!
I’ll definitely be checking this out.
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Janus @ The Blair Book Project
Jenni @ Alluring Reads
A vampire goldfish? Did I read that right?? LOL this does sound hilarious. I’m definitely adding this to my TBR.
Nick
Ah ! This sounds EPIC 😀
It seems like it’s going to be funny. 🙂
Vampire Goldfish ? 😛
I’m definitely in !
Thanks for sharing, Giselle !
Lilly @ (LillysBookIsland)
This is hilarious … Great pick as always … I will make sure to add this one to my TBR pile 😀
Lea
This sounds HILARIOUS!! Must go add this right away! 😀
My WoW is linked below! 😉
~Lea @ LC’s Adventures in Libraryland
Jennifer Messerschmidt
Sounds really funny! How did she accidentally turn her goldfish lol I’ve read a few comedy vampire books and sometimes they turn out too cheesy so I hope this one is good! Falling for a vampire hunter is always a bad one when you a vampire.
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Rebecca
YES!!! I had this as my WOW a while back. It sounds like so much fun! I am so excited about this book:)
Jennifer
Sounds fun. Thanks for sharing, Giselle 🙂
Jennifer @ Dream Reads
Aylee
I don’t read a ton of funny books – I think because they can be really hit or miss and depend on my mood too much – but I really would like to try to start reading more of it. If I’m in the perfect mood for it, then they are just the funnest things! This one sounds great – I’m adding it to my tbr now, thanks!
Tabby @Insightful Minds
Teeth. In a Glass. I am sold 🙂
P.S. – New Follower 🙂
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Cindy
This one sounds like so much fun! I hadn’t heard of it but now look forward to reading it too. Thanks for putting it on my radar 🙂
Kelsey @ Slush Sleuth
I am definitely in the mood for something light hearted! (Finished CoLS today… Oi was that crazy). Wish that one was out so I could dive in right now! #2 cracks me up. I wonder if my parents would be like that too.
It’s my first time by here, but I’m glad I found you! I like the WoW logo you have.
Happy WoW!
Lu
Hahah this sounds so funny! Will add it to my “want” list asap!
Happy Wednesday 🙂
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Ellen Faith
Oh my gosh. That sounds HILARIOUS! Haha. Although I’m curious as to how she turned her goldfish into a vampire. Most books say you have to bite them for that to happen! Haha.
Aweosme pick as usual!
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Sharon ObsessionwithBooks
This book sounds great! I haven’t heard of it before now so thank-you for sharing.
My WoW, http://obsessionwithbooks.blogspot.com.au/2012/05/waiting-on-wednesday-23rd-may.html
Little Miss Becky
LOL, I love that tagline. This looks like its told in a great, hilarious voice. Great pick!
Kai @ Amaterasureads
Okay, wow, how come I haven’t heard of this before? Even the summary sounds hilarious! How do you turn a goldfish into a vampire? LOL. Great pick!
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Mary @ BookSwarm
The cover alone made me giggle. And then the blurb? SOLD!
Mel - Thedailyprophecy.
This book sounds like a good summer read. I love to read humoristic books 😀 And I like the line on the cover ‘you know something’s seriously wrong when you wake up in a coffin’
http://thedailyprophecy.blogspot.com/2012/05/waiting-on-wednesday-13-adrienne-stoltz.html
Nicola
That sounds HILARIOUS! I hadn’t heard of it before! Now September can’t come fast enough! 😀
The Teen Book Guru
This sounds like a great mix of Paranormal and Contemporary!! I’m so gonna pick this up. And this is Helen’s debut!!I’m even more excited!! 😛
Great choice!!
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Riya
DarlingNickey
It really sounds like a funny read, I’ll keep it in my 🙂 Good pick!
Here is mine: http://tinyurl.com/buxf9nu
Nickey @ The Book Shop Assistant
Renae McKenzie
When I first saw the title I was like, ‘Really, another vampire novel?’ But as I read the blurb it actually sounds rather good with lots of comedy and ripped vampire hunters! xD
Thanks for sharing!
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Renae @ Rolling with the Moments
Cathy De Los Santos
This sounds like a fun read. Really great pick and one I haven’t seen yet. Here’s my Teaser
Wendy Lohr
This sounds like an awesome read and I love books with humor! I want to know how she turns her goldfish instead…eeeww?! lol Thanks for sharing!
Here’s my WoW!
Wendy @ Escape Into Fiction
Creations by Laurel-Rain Snow
This one sounds funny! I do love humor, so I’m now very curious.
Here’s MY WOW POST
Amy
Excellent pick! I absolutely LOVE the sound of this one and your excitement of it makes me want to read it like NOW. Thank you so much for sharing and adding to my TBR list! Have a great day! 🙂
Here’s mine:
http://amylunderman.blogspot.com/2012/05/waiting-on-wednesday-23.html
Amy
This sounds awesome!! Hot vampire hunter and humor, I am so in!! I will be looking forward to this one too!!!
Maja (The Nocturnal Library)
Haha, I love that cover and it really sounds hilarious, true! (Maybe a bit too much.) It reminds me of Carrie Harris a bit.
Awesome pick this week.
Katie @ BlookGirl
Haha, this is so EPIC! My teen-self would have loved this and my adult-self can’t wait to see if I still would/do! Perfect pick, Giselle 🙂
My WoW: http://www.blookgirl.com/book-blog/waiting-on-wednesday/161-city-of-a-thousand-dolls-by-miriam-forster
Ashley
Haha nice choice! I heard about this book a few days ago – it sounds pretty hilarious!
Here’s my Waiting on Wednesday
Suzanne @ Paranormal Book Fan
Awesome. This does sound hilarious. Definitely one for the TBR. Thanks for sharing…
My WoW
Elodie
I hadn’t heard of this one, it sounds sooo funny 🙂 !! Great find 🙂
Ellen
Love the cover. Sounds like a fun read 🙂
Ellen @ Always YA at Heart – Here’s my WoW
Majanka
This book looks like a great read! It’s the first time I heard about it, but it sounds so funny! Now I really want to read it 🙂
Read my WOW post.
Candace
Okay I agree! This sounds hilarious! And really good! Thanks for bringing it to my attention!
My WoW is coming from Novels, News & Notes http://novelsnewsandnotes.blogspot.com/2012/05/waiting-on-wednesday-coming-to-you-from.html
Vickie Ramage
Yey, a humour book! I don’t read enough of these. >.<
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Tribute Books Mama
This one sounds funny, enjoy!
http://tributebooksmama.blogspot.com/2012/05/waiting-on-wednesday_23.html
Savannah Valdez
Awesome book! Adding it!
Tena
too funny!!!
Hope you enjoy this book once you get your hands on a copy!
Happy Wednesday to you!!
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Book Sake
This one sounds like a lot of fun – one I need to read!
Our WoW is at Book Sake. –Jessica
Adriana C
I like the cover,thanks for sharing.
My WOW
Neyra
Interesting book, seems like it’ll be an entertaining read 🙂 I’ll have to check it out when it’s released.
My Wow. I hope you have a nice day 😀
Rachel @ Unforgettable Books
Love your WOW photo! Purple is the best! Fang Girl sounds hilarious!!!! I love how the synopsis is in lists! :0
Helen Keeble
Okay, so now I know why the number of people marking FANG GIRL as “to-read” on GoodReads just jumped by about a hundred. *grin* Thank you SO much for your interest in the book! It’s my debut novel and I’m very excited to see people already talking about it. Fingers crossed that my book lives up to your expectations!
(I _may_ be able to hook you up with an ARC for review, as my publisher is currently sending them out to prominent book bloggers. Drop me a note at helen@helenkeeble.com if you’re interested, and I’ll see what I can do…)
Christina
The description sounds pretty great, but am I the only one thinks that cover is awful? The white background? The fact that it looks thrown together in like five seconds? Sigh.
bookworm105
This does sound like a good humorous read. I’m looking forward to reading it.
Great pick! =D
Giselle
Thanks for dropping by, lovelies!
@Helen: Yay I’m glad you saw it! I’m confident it will live up! 🙂
@Christine: Ha! I actually like the cover – but I like white covers in general I find they pop. But I think it’s meant to be fun/ironic to fit the book.
Lena
Wow haha this sounds great- humor, vampires, and more haha. Thanks for sharing!! 🙂 My WoW is http://ilovebooksclub101.blogspot.com/2012/05/waiting-on-wednesday-2-bea-style.html
Tara
hahahahahaha oh shit! hold on a minute while i control my giggle!! hahahah this is funny! damn!!! i love great witty reads!! thanks for showing us this! you are always amazing with these picks!!!
Tara’s WoW
Zoey Talbon
I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen this one before, but I just added it to myself. It sounds like a light and funny read 🙂
My WoW
Annabelle Marie Veronica
I can always count on you for these awesome-sounding reads that I have never before heard of! *skips off to add to huge TBR stack…*
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Gina @ My Precious
This one does sound irresistibly cute!
Jennifer
New to me! I love funny paranormals so I’ll check this out. Thanks for sharing!
Jennifer @ Feminist Fairy Tale Reviews
http://feministfairytalereviews.blogspot.com/2012/05/waiting-on-wednesday-18-fever-moon-fear.html
Christy @ Captivated Reading
Uh, this book sounds flippin’ fantastic! Great pick!
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margie c {the bumble girl}
omg, this sounds like such a funny read! I am really curious to how she ‘turned’ a goldfish, lol! I am definitely adding this to my TBR, I could really use a good laugh! Great pick this week, Giselle 🙂
Mariya
This one sounds funny! 🙂
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Taneika
Oh my god. This sounds absolutely hilarious. You had me at goldfish.
I’m DEFINTELY adding this to my TBR on Goodreads, it sounds brilliant! Also, this reminds me. I suppose I should finish off Vladimir Tod!
Awesome pick 🙂
Taneika @ Flipping Through the Pages
Kay
This sounds absolutely hilarious! I love funny supernatural books. Great pick!
Sarah Elizabeth
This really does sound funny! Hope the book lives up to the blurb!
sonya@sonythebooklover
Ahh not loving the cover but the story sounds really good lots going on. I would read it thanks for sharing Giselle. Want to see my WOW click on my name.
Sam
This sounds amazing! I can’t wait to read it. 🙂