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Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Review: Jinn and Juice by Nicole Peeler

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I received this book for free from Orbit in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.

Review: Jinn and Juice by Nicole PeelerJinn and Juice by Nicole Peeler
Series: The Jinni #1
Published by Orbit on November 25, 2014
Genres: Adult, Paranormal, Urban Fantasy
Source: Orbit
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three-stars

Cursed to be a jinni for a thousand years, Leila nears the end of her servitude—only to be bound once again against her will. Will she risk all to be human?

Born in ancient Persia, Leila turned to her house Jinni, Kouros, for help escaping an arranged marriage. Kouros did make it impossible for her to marry—by cursing Leila to live a thousand years as a Jinni herself.

If she can remain unBound, Leila's curse will soon be over. But Ozan Sawyer, a Magi with the ability to See, Call, and Bind jinn has other plans.
Oz needs Leila to help him penetrate Pittsburgh's steel-soaked magic, a juice potent but poisonous to supernatural creatures, in order to find a missing girl with her own mysterious connection to Kouros. Unfortunately for Leila, becoming Bound to Oz may risk more than just her chance to be human once more—it could risk her very soul...

I love chips. I know they’re unhealthy and will probably shorten my life span and that I will regret it later when I’m old and senile and cranky as frack, but I just can’t help it. I love chips of all flavors – cheese, BBQ, sour cream, cheesy jalapeño – you name it. I see a bag of chips and I brighten up quickly. They’re one of my guilty pleasures.

However, there are exceptions. There are times a bag of chips make me unhappy and unsatisfied. Like, you open one and realize that puffy bag of chips was actually made up of 25% fatty goodness and 75% air.

I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT THAT BLOODY SUCKS, DUDE.

You’re probably wondering the relevance of my silly “bag-o-chips” drivel. Well, to be completely honest, there’s really nothing, but the disappointment between this book and that is pretty much spot-on. Jinn and Juice made me drool over its premise – an urban fantasy with a belly dancing jinni?! Magis (shameless plugging: there is actually a manga called “Magi” and it’s pretty fucking bad-ass. MUST. READ)?! Dude, something like that will rile me up faster than you can blink. Unfortunately, while the book was enjoyable at times, it definitely wasn’t all THAT like I expected it would be. I don’t consider it a fail as there were positive factors, but overall, meh.

Let’s talk about the setting. This world is OUR world except that it’s made up of two planes – Sideways and our own dimension. Sideways is where the purebreed supernatural creatures reside. Our world is where the humans and the half-breeds live. Sounds simple, yes? Basically, the reader is supposed to feel familiar with the surroundings because HELLO PITTSBURGH, but unfortunately, it never felt like that. It never felt like the world was set in Earth (with just a touch of magic) because our cast of characters never does any human activity that would actually make us feel they’re in Earth, making it feel like I was reading a story with a very, very  fantasy setting. All they do is go to these places that are strictly for their kind, do things that are strictly for their kind, and then all of a sudden we get these pop culture references that make my eyes twitch in annoyance because they feel SO. OUT. OF. PLACE. 

Do I make sense? The way the story was written, the way the setting was set up, it never felt like it took place on Earth so it decided to just throw in some popular movies and celebrity names to make up for it, which I felt was a major cop-out. It’s like “Blah blah blah blah PARANORMAL STUFF blah blah blah PARANORMAL STUFF blah blah blah DONALD TRUMP blah blah blah PARANORMAL STUFF blah blah blah TITANIC!”

And I’m like, “…what?”

Here are examples:

“He’s a jinni Donald Trump, Lyla. You know that. What do you think he wants?”

… I don’t have anything to tell anyone that’s not already on Wikipedia.”

“I think he was manning up for a ‘We’ll die together!’ death scene, à la Titanic.”

…when the whole book feels like it takes place on a new world altogether. Can you guys see just how much it threw me off, every time this happened?!

And that’s not all my problems. The world-building is just super vague and shaky. We all have these mythological creatures from all kinds of mythologies all over the world, and we really don’t get much information about them to build a solid foundation for me to take it seriously. There’s a Seer from the Oracle, a kitsune from Japanese mythology, a succubus, spider wraiths, vampires, a Will-o-Wisp, a siren, etc. etc. and sometimes all we get are “they are older than humanity!” There are some explanations here and there, but they didn’t feel solid or meaningful enough for me to take a grasp of the world. It’s like, oh, okay, creatures from every walk of life are in here and we should just accept that as fact. Which makes me really bummed because it’s a world that has potential to be complex (as in Kate Daniels kind of complex), but the lack of depth just really blew it.

If there’s one thing this book is, however, it’s absolutely plot-driven. If you like books that are fast-paced, then this is definitely for you, because the action and the catalyst for the main plot starts really quickly and really early. It did leave me feeling very detached to the rest of the characters, though… there is not much backstory for many of them, although I won’t take this against the book because it’s obviously a series, and there will be more later on, but I did wish there was more internal narration from the main character. At some point, it was all ACTION ACTION ACTION and not much character development. It’s not that bad, but I guess I just prefer a balance.

I do love the heroine, though. She’s feisty, she’s courageous and strong-willed, she knows what she wants, and she endured a shit-ton of stuff for almost a millenia. However, like I said, her backstory was very minimal. It didn’t really bring out any emotional pull in me as it was told in a very “tell-not-show” way, and it definitely made me yearn for more. 

Overall, not a bad series starter, but in the end, something that I am not enthusiastic for. There is potential for a big, vast, and complex world here, but the cop-outs and the way the setting was set up were monumental disappointments. I’m still interested in reading the next book to see where it will go next, as it feels like the real story has just begun, so here’s to crossing my fingers that it would be better by then!

three-stars

3 Hot Espressos

Fresh Batch (New Releases February 15th – 21st)

Fresh Batch (New Releases February 15th – 21st)

Posted by on 02/14/2015 • 8 Comments

Fresh Batch, posted weekly, keeps you up to date on the hottest releases of the upcoming week.

Flavor of the week:

The Distance Between Lost and Found Kathryn Holmes Publication date: February 17th 2015by HarperTeen

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Ever since the night of the incident with Luke Willis, the preacher’s son, sophomore Hallelujah Calhoun has been silent. When the rumors swirled around school, she was silent. When her parents grounded her, she was silent. When her friends abandoned her … silent.

Now, six months later, on a youth group retreat in the Smoky Mountains, Hallie still can’t find a voice to answer the taunting. Shame and embarrassment haunt her, while Luke keeps coming up with new ways to humiliate her. Not even meeting Rachel,…

Review: Inherit Midnight by Kate Kae Myers

Review: Inherit Midnight by Kate Kae Myers

Posted by on 02/12/2015 • 6 Comments

How to describe this book? Basically, if ever Amazing Race and the National Treasure film had a baby, it would be Inherit Midnight. Family secrets, ancestral history dating back to the founding of the New World, a race around the world to see who would inherit the family’s moolah… I mean, it’s really not hard to find the similarities in pop culture.

The only difference is, I would rather watch Amazing Race and National Treasure over reading this again.

Now, don’t get me wrong; this is NOT a bad book by any means, but in the same breath, it wasn’t all that memorable, either. It’s a stand-alone that you may want to suspend your disbelief in order to enjoy… because holy shit, guys, there are so many stuff here that I can only see…

Review: My Heart and Other Black Holes by Jasmine Warga

Review: My Heart and Other Black Holes by Jasmine Warga

Posted by on 02/10/2015 • 16 Comments

My Heart and Other Black Holes delves into the lives of two suicidal teens who make a pact to be each other’s suicide partner. Yes, this novel is messed up and sad and shocking at times to think that someone would want a sort of motivational coach to make sure they achieve death, but suicide pacts do happen, especially with teens, so no matter how effed up this is, it is real and all too heartbreaking. Still, this book is supposed to be an emotional mess, and it really should be considering the subject matter and everything surrounding it, yet I found myself feeling a bit indifferent towards it all.

Suicide is a tough subject to execute in a novel, and while there are some realistic parts, the whole…

The Tragic Age Playlist!

The Tragic Age Playlist!

Posted by on 02/09/2015 • 6 Comments

Today I’ve got the Tragic Age blog tour dropping by to share the book’s Playlist! Here’s what The Tragic Age is all about:

The Tragic Age Playlist, by Stephen Metcalfe Land of Confusion by Disturbed – orignally by Gennesis with Phil Collins – This is the better version Burn it Down – Avenged Sevenfold –  Billy’s favorite drummer – The Rev Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 – Pink Floyd –  Teacher, leave those kids alone…. Rebels – Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers –  For Twom Talk, Talk, Talk – The Music Machine – 1966 – First garage rock band – “my social life’s a dud – my name is really mud…” In Your Eyes – Peter Gabriel – As good a love song as there is…

Giselle’s Stacking the Shelves [February 8th]

Giselle’s Stacking the Shelves [February 8th]

Posted by on 02/08/2015 • 15 Comments

Stacking the Shelves is a meme hosted by Tynga’s Reviews featuring the books we got this week, and I also mention blog news/happenings of the past week. Hi everyone! How is your February going so far? Anything special planned for Valentine’s day? So this week was pretty hectic for me – we got like 3 snow storms and with daycare closed I don’t get much work done. Is summer here yet? >.< I mean, look at the snow we got O_O So yeah, I’ll just be inside reading forever okay!?  

BOOK HAUL:

I received for review: – Daughter of Deep Silence by Carrie Ryan – Skyscraping by Cordelia Jensen

eBook haul:

*Thanks to Penguin, Harlequin Teen, and Simons…

Fresh Batch (New Releases February 8th – 14th)

Fresh Batch (New Releases February 8th – 14th)

Posted by on 02/07/2015 • 7 Comments

Fresh Batch, posted weekly, keeps you up to date on the hottest releases of the upcoming week.

Flavor of the week:

The Last Time We Say Goodbye Cynthia Hand Publication date: February 10th 2015by HarperTeen

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There’s death all around us. We just don’t pay attention. Until we do.

The last time Lex was happy, it was before. When she had a family that was whole. A boyfriend she loved. Friends who didn’t look at her like she might break down at any moment.

Now she’s just the girl whose brother killed himself. And it feels like that’s all she’ll ever be.

As Lex starts to put her life back together, she tries to block out what happened the night Tyler died….

Review: The Deep by Nick Cutter

Review: The Deep by Nick Cutter

Posted by on 02/05/2015 • 12 Comments

And here I thought I knew what real horror was about… man, this book sure put me in my place, because it took “scary” to the extremes and put “mindfuck” right alongside it for good measure. A bit of warning, folks: this book is not for the faint of heart. Believe what the rest of the people are saying: when they say this book is horror, they fucking mean it.

To be honest, I don’t really know how to review this book other than to say it scared the shit out of me – psychologically, mentally, and emotionally. This is not the kind of horror in which a boogeyman with the physical attributes of a slenderman will suddenly pop out of the shadowy trees, or the kind in which you anticipate a bloody phantom to…